Thought I’d get into the spirit. Driving around Bristol wearing this and seeing peoples horror is probably the best moment of my life.
Like 4 of my friends :) Ah I know, such a good lineup! I’ve got a feeling it’s gonna be quite expensive but it’ll be worth it
Pahaha that is golden, it was my neighbour and a lot of vodka that did it - nice one Ettie
I have ‘log lady’ written on my hand for some reason, apparently it’s a Twin Peaks character.
I also appear to have been tumblr raped last night, something about The Smiths?
Vodka and iced tea is the one.
I’m very hungover and I want a bun.
My head feels like it weighs a ton.
Thank goodness I don’t have to run.
And that’s how ya do poetry.
Oh, I didn’t notice that old woman staring up at my wide open window as I skanked around the room to P-Money.